You Hide in the Shadows, Walking Quietly Along the Eerie Corridors
Stumbling upon a door marked “Eric Clapton’s Backstage Area”…
You cautiously push it open, hoping Slowhand himself might offer help.
“Eric!” you murmur, a glimmer of hope in your voice. The familiar chords of “Layla” resonate through the dark room.
And as your eyes adjust, you witness a figure hunched over a guitar.
The strange figure is playing the legendary song, but…
He is playing it so BADLY it
Hurts your ears
Slowly, the guitarist turns, revealing not the anticipated Eric Clapton…
…But it is in fact, the malevolent Gatekeeper.
The door of the room slams shut behind you.
You’re trapped now.
“Fool, you’ve been tricked again,” the Gatekeeper says as he rises with more menace than a Black Sabbath riff.
He then rages at you:
“You’ve escaped me for the last time, Fool!!!”
Like a samurai wielding his sword, the Gatekeeper then raises his guitar above your head.
He sparkles with hatred and just as his mighty six-string is about to swing towards you…
You hold your guitar up in defiance and then…