A mysterious voice, hidden in the shadows, whispers…
“By the Power of James Marshall Hendrix… Play the Damned Riff!”
The voice continues…
“It’s the only way to beat the Gatekeeper.”
“Music holds more power than you can fathom.”
“If you need help reading TAB, read this guide below.”
Then the voice disappears with the wind that reverberates through your cell.
The Gatekeeper takes his knife.
He sharpens the neck of an old Stratocaster into a deathly spike.
His shrill laugh de-tunes your strings quicker than a David Gilmour string bend on a hot day.
He Gives You a Simple Choice…
- Choice #1 – Play with all your heart’s passion
- Choice #2 – Face death in the Acoustic Asylum.
…But the Gatekeeper offers you a third choice which no one wants…
The eternal pain of teaching you how to play the whole Ed Sheeran back catalogue of pop tunes on the guitar.
That, you could say, is a fate worse than death.
The Gatekeeper, holding his handmade weaponised Strat, advances with a menacing grin…
You then decide…