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In the dimly lit confines of the Acoustic Asylum, you play the riff.
The notes dance between your fingertips, and the music’s strength courses through your veins.
The Gatekeeper grows agitated.
“No one is supposed to wield the blues in such a way as you do,” he snarls.
“How could you pass my test so easily?”
“Have you been using Dan Thorpe’s Guitar Domination Super eBook bundle or something?” he rasps.
You’ve never heard of this, but you make a mental note to check it out.
Now, your ability to play it with finesse sends shockwaves through the stone walls of the Acoustic Asylum.
As the blues emanates from your guitar, it cuts through the air like a knife…
…And pierces the Gatekeeper’s soul.
The Gatekeeper squeals, and wretches, and writhes
He clutches at his chest.
He claws at his hair (which, by the way, has far too much hairspray in it – he loves 80s rock music).
In a flash, the Gatekeeper dashes out of the cell and you hear his footsteps echoing down the corridors.
Your cell door slams shut behind him…
You realise you are trapped and all alone.
Yet on the floor, you notice the Gatekeeper dropped his mobile phone (yes, the Gatekeeper is a 21st-century guy).
You open the phone to see links to Dan Thorpe’s Social Media pages where there are plenty of tips and daily videos. You realise you do not have to be alone on your journey of learning guitar after all…
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…Then something strange happens.
As you play the blues…
The power of the notes you play moves the very world around you.
It is like you have…
Summoned the power of Jeff Beck to your fingertips
With each note, the iron bars on your window yield, cracking and squealing.
And with a sudden thump, the bars crack.
You step to the window and slide yourself between the now mangled iron bars…
The night beckons you to escape.
You take a deep breath and…