LEVEL UP!
You’ve Gained New Guitar Strength!
In the dimly lit confines of the Acoustic Asylum, you play the riff.
The notes dance between your fingertips, and the music’s strength courses through your veins.
The Gatekeeper grows agitated.
“No one is supposed to wield the blues
in such a way as you do,” he snarls.
“How could you pass my test so easily?”
“Have you been using Dan Thorpe’s Guitar Domination Super eBook bundle or something?” he rasps. You’ve never heard of this, but you make a mental note to check it out.
Your ability to play the blues riff with finesse sends shockwaves through the stone walls of the Acoustic Asylum.
The Gatekeeper squeals, wretches, and writhes.
He claws at his overly hair-sprayed hair. (He is a big Bon Jovi fan and loves 80s rock).
In a flash, the Gatekeeper dashes out of the cell and you hear his footsteps echoing down the corridors.
Your cell door slams shut behind him…
You realise you are trapped.
…But on the floor, you see the Gatekeeper has dropped his mobile phone.
(Yes, the Gatekeeper is a 21st-century guy).
You open the phone to see links to Dan Thorpe’s Social Media pages full of tips to help you escape the Acoustic Asylum.
Dan’s tips are frequent reminders you do NOT have to be alone on your journey of learning guitar.
…Then something strange happens.
As you play the blues…
The power of the notes you play moves the very world around you.
It is like you have summoned the spirit of Jeff Beck’s sublime magical guitar-playing power to your fingertips.
With each note, the iron bars on your window squeal.
…And with a sudden thump, the bars crack.
You step to the window and slide yourself through the now mangled iron bars…
The night beckons you to escape.
You take a deep breath and you click below to…